Just in time for St. Pat's day...

That's Orange County, FL (Orlando) if you're wondering.

Gotta give 'em props for creativity!

I may not live in England...

But I LIKE throwing sharp-pointed objects at the wall while drinking beer. And I perfer not to do it at home:

Although nylon-tipped ones are OK as well. So what am I doing for St. Pat's day?
Thanks for asking: http://www.odohertypub.com/.
I might even bring my laptop and try 'live blogging on location' just for the hell of it...

Never underestimate American ingenuity...

My solution is much simpler however. I merely take my hand off the mouse and grab a cold one out of the mini-fridge next to it.
But you gotta give this guy props for putting his new Engineering degree to good use...