Time for more celeb-bashing fun...

Stopped by the MyEMBARQ™ homepage and saw a news item that deserves to be picked on:
Manson's Failed Marriage `Destroyed' Him

NEW YORK (AP) — Marilyn Manson says he was devastated over the breakup of his marriage to model and burlesque dancer [translation: stripper] Dita Von Teese.

"I was completely destroyed. I had no soul left," [Um, MM, didn't you sell that to Satan already? Just curious] the 38-year-old glitzy goth rocker [I'll buy the ''goth'' part but not the ''glitzy'' or ''rocker''] says in Spin magazine's June issue, on newsstands May 29. "I define myself as a person, a human, an artist, as someone who makes things — writing, painting, music — and I couldn't do anything." [MM, you just barely qualify as a human. Deal with that, OK?]

Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, married Von Teese in November 2005. She filed for divorce last December. [and who doesn't love those tales of showbiz romance? C'mon, it lasted a whole year!]

"She said she had tolerated the lifestyle because she hoped I would change and threatened to leave if I didn't," Manson says. [a stripper couldn't handle living with that freak? What, did she think it would have the breast implants removed? Would she have removed hers for it?]

"I was sleeping on the couch in my own home. [that pretty much defines the word pathetic] I was no longer supposed to be a rock star. [it was supposed to be a rock star? I call BS on that one] I was someone who had to be apologized for. [Ding! Ding! Ding! Bold and italics mine. That tiny little nugget of wisdom is what people like me call ''the money quote''] I wasn't prepared to be alone. I came out of this naked, a featherless bird." [Um, yeah, whatever]

His outlook changed when his friendship with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood turned romantic. [could be worse, at least it's into (the word ''romantic'' means the word ''into'' should be taken literally) teenage girls. That does make it superior to michael jack-son] He tells the magazine he was impressed when she said she would die for him. [considering she's a seriously messed-up chickie, it's quite likely she means it. Future life expectancy: 18 months]

"It might sound strange, but this made me want to live," [Nahh, doesn't sound strange at all. It's (legally) banging a teenage girl like a screen door! Sounds like a reason to live to me] he says.

Wood, whose screen credits include "Thirteen" and "Running With Scissors," was quoted in the story as saying, "Boys in eye makeup are the greatest thing ever — that whole androgynous thing." [Ding! Ding! Ding! That would be ''money quote'' number two! I see a stint in rehab in her future. Or dead before age 21, flip a coin]

Manson's new album, "Eat Me, Drink Me," is slated for release June 5. [and MY new CD, ''BITE ME!'' is slated for release June 6^th]

I hope Sony Records is his label. Anyone that buys any of it's ''albums'' deserves the free rootkit included! I've heard it's so-called ''music'' and take my word for it, DON'T DOWNLOAD IT! It's just not worth the meager effort to do so!
Don't waste your hard drive space on it...