Uhh, Yeah...

I have no idea if this is a real weapon or a toy:

Dymphna (Gates of Vienna) thinks it's so cute.
But to me, firearms should not be 'cute', that's just not the point.
But it would fit in here...

Okaaaayyyyy...

On British Airways, in order to upgrade from Coach to First Class I have to die in-flight.
Looks like 'frequent-flyer miles' just don't cut it anymore...